There is nothing more likely to get a news editor excited than a flood. It’s a story that keeps on giving - but hang on, what’s that lurking at the back of the fridge?

How would you cope if you opened your front door and were confronted by a gaggle of men and women armed with cameras, notepads and phones? It’s not easy when you’re at the centre of a storm you didn’t even start.

They say that LOVE is a word used in every language - but what happens when words mean something slightly different in translation?